I’m sorry, John.
Up in flames…
In case you need inspiration on what to throw in the good ole DVD-player tonight, here are a few of my favorites:
For terrors - The Exorcism of Emily Rose
For creeps - A Tale of Two Sisters (Korea)
For scares - The Ring (America)
For nostalgia - Halloween
For laughs - Hocus Pocus
For brilliance - A Cabin in the Woods
For feels - Let the Right One In (Sweden)
For nightmares - The Mothman Prophecies
For ghosts - What Lies Beneath
For blood - 28 Days Later
Disclaimer: Any titles may be combined for further viewing pleasure. All titles sold separately. Viewer discretion advised. May cause severe emotional response, sleep depravation and a feeling of someone watching you from that corner over there. Can’t you see it? That shadow there? It’s right there. Coming closer now. It’s slowly moving closer now. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST RUN!
There are two people you’ll meet in your life. One will run a finger down the index of who you are and jump straight to the parts of you that peak their interest. The other will take his or her time reading through every one of your chapters and maybe fold corners of you that inspired them most. You will meet these two people; it is a given. It is the third that you’ll never see coming. That one person who not only finishes your sentences, but keeps the book.